JEHOVA IMPREGNATES TEEN GIRL IN WEST BANK, DECLARES "SHE IS MY MOTHER"  

from the archives

This just in.  The Holy Lord Jehova has caused a virgin of the tender age of 14 to become pregnant with his son, declaring her "Mother of God."  Speculation is ensuing that the virgin will become Queen of Paradise and her son will be the Messiah.

Mary of Bethlehem, descendant of King David, was unavailable for commentary on Teusday.

Merry Christmas from the editor of Wild Animal Wilderness