You have more to do with children, woman.

He had gone to an Ivy League college.

He was sick and tired of feminist theory.  Women this, and women that.

He had an idea for his woman, how about she get the kids dressed, and teach them how to clean their room.

"You have a uterus, you're the one who carries the babies."  He said.

"Well fuck you honey, I am a free woman."  She said, with that California pride.

"Well fuck you missus," he said with a uplifting tilt "you breastfeed them!  My job is to go make twice as much money as you!"  Then he chuckled.

"Well my job is to make as much money as you."

He practically wanted to kill her or something.  Then he thought about it, no it was just to slap her.  He thought about that.

"Well go and get the kids dressed."  He said.  "I'll spank you though if you don't show them how to clean their room..."  It was sexy.

"Oh you naughty man..." She replied, with a slight huff in her voice.